Oliver: Someone made me a packed lunch today.
Bertie: I heard a rumour that the roll was not for you.
Oliver: Well, I don't know how I would know that.
Bertie: It was on the Crumpler bag on the couch. Your food is normally in your bowl.
Oliver: Also, any food left unattended. I did so love my packed lunch. It was a crusty white roll filled with a soft curd goat's cheese.
Bertie: You didn't give any to me.
Oliver: It made me all smiley.