Oliver: Someone made me a packed lunch today.
Bertie: I heard a rumour that the roll was not for you.
Oliver: Well, I don't know how I would know that.
Bertie: It was on the Crumpler bag on the couch. Your food is normally in your bowl.
Oliver: Also, any food left unattended. I did so love my packed lunch. It was a crusty white roll filled with a soft curd goat's cheese.
Bertie: You didn't give any to me.
Oliver: It made me all smiley.
Oliver: You know how I like to forage?
Bertie: It is one of your main hobbies.
Oliver: Well, using my patented "checking out the shopping bags" technique, I found a new food. Dates.
Bertie: You got busted though.
Oliver: Yes, sadly. I only got through 4 and a half dates before they came back unexpectedly and caught me date-handed.
Bertie: But on the upside, I got given the last date.
Oliver: And I got the half chewed up one. Did you eat your pip?
Bertie: Was I not meant to?
Bertie: What's with the apple?
Oliver: It's a ball.
Bertie: No, definitely an apple.
Oliver: But it rolls like a ball...
Bertie: You could eat it if you wanted to.
Oliver: No thanks, it doesn't look meaty enough.
Bertie: Where did you get it?
Oliver: Out of that green shopping bag. I found three of them.
Bertie: Then where are the other two?
Oliver: Safe and sound in my various hide-y spots around the house. Don't you worry.
Bertie: I look forward to the composting...
