Bertie: I like to have a well rounded exercise routine. Sleeping, eating, ambling around the block...
Oliver: I mainly focus on the eating. With napping to mix it up a bit.
Bertie: But I want to do something to quiet the yapping inside and become more centred. So I thought about yoga.
Oliver: I excel at downward dog. I think it was named after me, in fact.
Bertie: You know, somehow I don't see you as the zen type. Just a feeling really. Can't put my finger in it...
Oliver: I like sitting on the yoga mat. It's squishy.