Bertie: You've been so slack blogging lately.
Oliver: Me! It's not my job to do the blogging.
Bertie: Well, you say the most. And you butt in all the-
Oliver: I do not!
Bertie: Talk to the paw, ooo-kaaay?
Oliver: It wasn't me that dropped the blogging ball. It was my deputy. I put him in charge and he didn't step up to the doggy food bowl.
Bertie: You outsourced? So who is this guest blogger extraordinaire?
Oliver: Pink Pig.
Bertie: He doesn't look too pink. Are you sure he isn't Was Once Pink But Now Grey Pig?
Oliver: Don't be rude. It's Pink Pig. He's my favourite friend who is always there for me.
Bertie: Except when you ask him to blog for you.
Oliver: Hey, that's right! I am going to *so* snub him. Starting now.
Pity he's been so slack, I imagine Pink Pig would have a lot of tales to tell.
Posted by: Uli | June 08, 2009 at 02:00 PM
Hey Pink Pig - come on, spill the beans! Be careful Oliver - he's probably 'keeping mum' out of a sense of loyalty to you boys. Oooh, imagine the tales he could tell from an insiders perspective.....he he he! Tail wags - JD and Max.
Posted by: Max and JD | June 08, 2009 at 04:45 PM
That pig will soon learn his lesson!
Posted by: Oskar | June 11, 2009 at 01:32 PM