2 schnauzers, 1 blog

Computer access restored

Bertie: Do you want to tell everyone why we haven't been blogging, or shall I?

Oliver: I don't know what you mean.

Bertie: We got banned and it was all your fault!

Oliver: I think it was a bit of an over-reaction, myself.

Bertie: Those shoes were brand new. Worn once. And you killed them.

Oliver: I didn't know it would lead to no computer access. I haven't been able to read my blogs!

Bertie: So will ever eat another shoe again?

Oliver: I can't promise I won't. But I'll try.

Bertie: Next time you're on your own in Punishment Land.

(almost) Wordless Wednesday

Oliver: Now Christmas is safely over I can share this. BTW: Santa put me on stand-by. Maybe next year.

 

I'm the Birthday Boy!

Oliver: It's mah birfday! It's mah birfday! It's mah birfday!

I'm a christmas baby! And I'm four. Still younger and prettier than someone else I know.

Merry Christmas and a woofy new year

Bertie: May Santa Paws bring everyone just what they wanted for Xmas.

Oliver: Especially me!

Bertie: He doesn't just visit you, you know!

Oliver: But he likes me best. I want a bone, and some cookies, and some alternate cookies, and a ball, and a soft toy, and my own feather doona, and some different cookies to the 1st and 2nd piles of cookies, and some turkey mince.

Bertie: Is that all?

Oliver: Did I mention the cookies? Yep, I'm good.

Bertie: You do realize he only comes to puppies who have been good all year...

Oliver: Uh oh!

 
 

(almost)wordless Wednesday

Oliver: One bone is never enough. My tip: stockpile. Especially when Sasha is over.

(almost) wordless wednesday

Oliver: I'm thinking of becoming an artist. Maybe specialising  in installation art. For my first piece, I give you -

Title: Shoes and Milk Carton.

Location: Main Bedroom floor.

Price: Four Cookies.

I'm hoping for a sell out exhibition.

Furry birthday

Bertie: It's mah birthday! It's mah birthday! And I am 5!

Cue glamorous shot!

(almost) wordless Wednesday

Oliver: Even artistically blurry, I look ace.

(almost) Wordless Wednesday

Oliver: I'm trying to sleep. Stop with the flashy flashy photos please. You know I can't resist a camera.

BTW, this is my mohair blanket. It used to be my hooman's. Now it is mine. Every so often I hear mutterings about a $200 dollar dog blanket. I'm worth it.

Cookies and haircuts

Bertie: We've had a haircut in preparation for seeing Santa next weekend - you have to look smart for your Santa photos.

Oliver: And we conned our hooman into making peanut butter cookies. Yummers.

Bertie: We got the recipe from a lovely someone on swap-bot.com except we didn't have any rolled oats, so we used All Bran. And we put a teaspoon of honey in, because we like honey.

Oliver: My favourites are the ones shaped like birdies. And the hedgehog ones. And the heart, star, doggie, bone and rabbit ones.

Bertie: Sigh: Recipe below.

Peanut Butter Cookies

1 1/2C hot water
1C rolled oats or all bran
2C whole wheat flour
2 tbsp veg. oil
1/2C peanut butter
1 tsp honey

Pour hot water over all bran or oats, cool to lukewarm. stir in oil, honey and PB. Add enough flour to make stiff dough. roll on floured cutting board to 3/8-1/2 in thick. Cut out, bake for 3 hours or so at 180 degrees or until hard and dry.