Bertie: Do you want to tell everyone why we haven't been blogging, or shall I?
Oliver: I don't know what you mean.
Bertie: We got banned and it was all your fault!
Oliver: I think it was a bit of an over-reaction, myself.
Bertie: Those shoes were brand new. Worn once. And you killed them.
Oliver: I didn't know it would lead to no computer access. I haven't been able to read my blogs!
Bertie: So will ever eat another shoe again?
Oliver: I can't promise I won't. But I'll try.
Bertie: Next time you're on your own in Punishment Land.